i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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