Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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