Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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