Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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