your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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