me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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