Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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