Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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