used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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