my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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