Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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