so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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