i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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