I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
my liver is dry heaving
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
