Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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