covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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