Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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