I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
