Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he shaved USA in his pubs
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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