I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just want nice things and good sex
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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