once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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