So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
high people should be assigned attendants
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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