one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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