You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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