I can't breathe out the right side of my face
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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