i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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