her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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