So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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