My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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