I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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