Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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