And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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