Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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