my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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