a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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