I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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