For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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