Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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