I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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