He is an equal opportunity slut.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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