I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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