i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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