i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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