Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
