1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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