she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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