He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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