So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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