I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Boobs are out for the taking
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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