he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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