what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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