i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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