Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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