This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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